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Reblog Rules

Apparently you can add pinned posts to your tumblr. I’m not sure how that works, but as a first attempt, why not list my personal rules for reblogging stuff.

So here they are.

cishets are so funny “ok but how likely is it that EVERYONE in a friend group is gay/trans” it is in fact extremely likely because y'all are unbearable to hang out with

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Eating while on shift is not permitted, staff are told. “If the system detects no keyboard stroke and mouse click, it will show you as idle for that particular duration, and it will be reported to your supervisor. So please avoid hampering your productivity.”

A training video about the webcam system, seen by the Guardian, says it “monitors and tracks real-time employee behaviour and detects any violations to pre-set business rules, and sends real-time alerts to managers to take corrective actions immediately”.

Capitalism is so exhausting

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Capitalism is so innovative /s

Hi!  Want to completely fuck the keyboard-tracking system in the ass?  Want to do it in a way that they literally cannot do anything about without disabling primary Windows functions?

Step 1: Open Notepad.

Step 2: Copy the following text, line for line, omitting only the --- that caps either end of it.
---
Dim objResult

Set objShell = WScript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell")

Do While True
  objResult = objShell.sendkeys("{NUMLOCK}{NUMLOCK}")
  Wscript.Sleep (6000)
Loop
---
Step 3: Save this as whatever.vbs, put it somewhere you can access easily, and double click it when you start your computer.

What does this do?

This runs a very basic script, and every six seconds, your computer will double-tap the NumLock key (i.e., turn it on, and then off) in a single instant.  This counts as a key-press, occurs with a key that shouldn’t affect most things that you’re doing, occurs with no gap between them even if it could affect things you’re doing, and should prevent this kind of BS from engaging.  As an aside, this will also prevent your computer from automatically locking itself, so take that into account if you need to manually lock your computer when going to lunch or whatever.

Damn, Tumblr back at it. Now we got coders coming in to save the day.

Tumblr’s collective hate for capitalism is astounding every time but damn if I don’t love it

For all my call center readers.

If you know anyone who seems really chill to the point of being virtually indestructible, like nothing could ever bother them in any way, could get hit by a train and just shake it off and be totally fine, laughing it off as soon as they've dusted themselves off and stopped bleeding, but who occasionally just randomly falls apart to complete fucking smithereens with seemingly no cause nor warning, only to get back up again a few minutes/hours/days later like "ok yeah I'm fine again that was weird lmao", and you've ever wondered what the fuck is up with that:

They are actually not ok and most likely are not ok at any point. The whole "hardiest person you know who just collapses randomly sometimes" thing isn't a deliberately constructed façade, as a matter of fact it might be something that they actually personally believe themselves to be. But in reality this is somebody who's either unintentionally learned or has been deliberately trained to hide negative emotions and mask symptoms at all costs, as the #1 priority that goes over any other survival needs.

So even though it may look like they go from 1 to 100 completely at random and unpredictably, and then swing right back again to being totally fine, you have no way of knowing how long they've been at 95% before the last line of defense broke down and the system collapsed. And once they flip back up, odds are that they just managed to scrape their shit back together again just enough to get their backup masking systems running. The "check engine" light never turned on because the wire was clipped years ago.

If this is you, this is your callout to seek some sort of help. I'm telling on everyone in this room including myself.

"You're safe. Relax. You're safe..."

The voice in her head whispered over and over.

"Relax..."

Her voice.

"You're safe.."

Lucid dreaming could be like this, sometimes. Psychonaut that she was, she remembered hatching the plan to hack her dreaming mind. Making the recording. Putting on headphones. Willing herself to fall sleep.

"Relax...Relax..."

Because the nightmares had been making her SO tired. So nervy. All day, she remembered how it felt to be chased and caught. She had been jumping out of her skin for weeks.

"Relax. You're safe..."

No wonder she had been frustrated enough to try this novel solution.

"You're safe, you're safe.."

And now, the thing stood above her

"You're safe"

It's scalpel was poised- ready to cut

"You're safe. Relax."

And once again, she couldn't move.

"Relax. Relax."

Only now, she couldn't even wake herself up like she normally would.

"Shhhh... it's ok. You're safe."

The spike of adrenaline she'd utilized was gone. Instead, she felt numb. Paralyzed. Too relaxed, she thought bitterly.

"Relax. Relax"

The thing began to slice- taking its' time.

She could only watch. Frozen.

Too safe.

I fucking hate this guy

It's the little things

The no shoes, the wrong looking saw blades, too many coals, the grater still having plastic. So many many little things together in a horrid tapestry.

Reblog to give your occ health and safety guy a stroke

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